Drawers...

(Sometimes I have brain malfunctions...this is one of those times...)
I have been thinking about all the name we give our..."unmentionables"...(ahem)
We guys have "boxers" and "briefs" and "boxer briefs."
We also have "tidy whities" and "drawers" and "underpants."
As for the ladies, there's "panties" and "bloomers" and "thongs"...
As I work in an office with several women, I have also heard the term "granny panties", though I don't know quite what they are.
This column is titled "An Enema For My Brain", and this crap is what comes out sometimes...(ahem)