Soul Patch...

If you know me, you will notice that I have a mustache and goatee/w soul patch on my face mostly throughout the year.
It's my "look" (ahem)
I have sported a mustache since I was 12...they kinda run in my family. Grandaddy had one, Daddy had one, all my brothers have one, my cat had one...
I always shave it completely off once a year. Why? you ask?...because once a year I get tired of it.
Not this year. This year I only shaved the soul patch...the little swatch of hair under my bottom lip. It was getting so long I could braid it...
I still have loads of soul...I just don't have the patch.
I looked in the mirror to inspect my new look and guess what?
I am still as ugly as I was with the soul patch...