Stuff In My Head...

Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?' the reporter asked.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

* I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
So I got my doctor's permission to
Join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour..
But, by the time I got my leotards on, The class was over.

* My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.


* It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.


* These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says,
"For fast relief"



THE SENILITY PRAYER :
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference..



Always Remember This:
You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
You grow old because you stop laughing!!!