Friday Joke Of The Week...

Jack Daniels Fishing Story: I finally got
around to going fishing this morning
but after a
while I ran out of worms.
Then I saw
a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth,
and frogs are
good bass bait.
Knowing the
snake couldn't bite me with the
frog in his
mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head,
took the frog
and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma
was how to release the snake
without getting
bit.
I grabbed my
bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a
little whiskey
in its mouth.
His eyes rolled
back, he went limp,
I released him
into the lake without incident,
and carried
on my fishing with the frog.
A little later,
I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that
same snake, with two frogs in his mouth...